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Acadia National Park Finalizes Major Harden Farm Employee Housing Contracts
The National Park Service Secured Two New Contracts to Complete the 56-Bedroom Project and Connect to Bar Harbor's Sewer System, Aiming to Secure Vital Seasonal Staff.
Acadia National Park to Conduct Prescribed Burns This Spring
The National Park Service Plans Controlled Fires Across Park Landscapes to Maintain Historic Open Fields, Starting as Early as the Upcoming Weekend.
Acadia Park Closes Trails for Falcon Nesting
The National Park Service Enacts Annual Restrictions on Popular Areas to Protect Vulnerable Peregrine Falcons During Their Breeding Season.
Acadia Carriage Roads Temporarily Closed for Spring Thaw
The National Park Service Enacts a Temporary Closure of the Historic Paths to Prevent Damage From Wet Conditions, Encouraging Visitors to Use Alternative Routes.
Acadia Park Loop Road Announces Phased Closures for Maintenance
The National Park Service Detailed Upcoming Culvert Replacement and Roadside Repair Work Impacting Key Sections of Park Loop Road, with Restrictions Beginning October 15 and Leading Into Seasonal Closures.
Harden Farm Housing Project Nears Completion with New Contracts
The National Park Service Has Awarded Significant Contracts to Finish Employee Housing Construction at Harden Farm, Adding 56 New Bedrooms and Connecting the Site to Bar Harbor's Sewer System.
Acadia National Park Details Phased Park Loop Road Closures Beginning Mid-October
Culvert Replacements and Roadside Repairs Will Lead to Varying Levels of Access Restrictions on Key Park Roadways Through November, Ahead of the Annual Winter Closure.
Contracts Awarded to Complete Acadia National Park Employee Housing at Harden Farm
The National Park Service Has Finalized Two Major Contracts to Construct 56 New Employee Bedrooms and Connect the Harden Farm Site to Bar Harbor's Municipal Sewer System.